(Source: hanniballecters, via sleeping-songbird)

tundrawoman:

Best fake interview ever.

(Source: isaachempsteadwright, via sweatersandbowlegs)

I know everything that’s gonna happen

(Source: castiels-coat, via mishpala)

(Source: 9024, via longlivetherecklessandtheblogs)

castiel-is-wonderful:

sionainnlindsay:

castiel-is-wonderful:

WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP

IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S 

LIKE BELONGING TO MR

OMG

Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.

This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me 

(via homeboyjordie)

• lypophrenia: a feeling of sadness seemingly without a cause
• drapetomania: an overwhelming urge to run away
• escapism: a mental desire to retreat from unpleasant realities through fantasy
• wanderlust: a desire to travel, to understand one’s very existence
• dysania: the state of finding it difficult to get out of bed in the morning
• sanctuary: a small safe place in a troubling world
• metathesiophobia: fear of change

(Source: ohbabyitsnatalie, via sweatersandbowlegs)

It’s okay, Norman. You’re home and you’re safe.

(Source: bffewylion, via fybatesmotel)

Self Portrait through a book (statement here)

(via theironyofchokingonbandmembers)

(Source: ivolunteerasparawhore, via alexgaskaarth)

lady-writes:

buttlid:

kymherz:

ippinka:

Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!

this is genius.

this is actually lifechanging

AND THEN YOU CAN STORE THEM!!!1

(via patrickstmped)

pizzaforpresident:

fffcuk:

pizzaforpresident:

pizzaforpresident:

IM ON THE PHONE WITH A VITAMIN COMPANY TO FIND OUT WHY THE BOTTLES ARE SO BIG IF THE PILLS ONLY TAKE UP 10% OF THE SPACE INSIDE

IT’S BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO PUT ALL THE INGREDIENTS AND WARNINGS IN BOTH FRENCH AND ENGLISH SO THE BOTTLE HAS TO BE BIG ENOUGH TO SUPPORT A LABEL WITH ALL THAT TEXT

why are you screaming

I’M JUST REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THESE VITAMINS

(via patrickstmped)

iwishenglandwouldgetaheadache:

rosalarian:

appleznbananaz:

addisuns:

if the villains won

This is a terrible post.

Creepily wonderful

The painting of Gaston and Belle in the background is what got me.

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(Source: excrucies, via fuck-an--apology)

hotstriderbutt:

brodave:

malformalady:

Tree struck by lightning caused the bark to explode, effectively stripping the tree

nothing gets me hotter than a good old strip treese

r u kidding me

(via balthazarchan)

pawsupgagalove:

“I literally just need to stop speaking.”

(Source: kstewart, via sweatersandbowlegs)